What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. [about Vince Larkin being unreachable] Crazy Credits Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog. Francisco Cindino: Well, does he? Cameron Poe: My first thought would be... a lot. What's this shit? And I wish you luck wherever you go. Duncan Malloy: 590 notes. [boasts that he got his nickname according to the number of women he raped] You do the math on this... and we got an ally on that plane. You have been near death the entire trip? [over the phone] Likes to brag that he killed more men than cancer. Shit, that's Garland Greene man. Cameron Poe: Garland Greene: Define irony - a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. [siting in front of her at her children's tea party table] I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and. Swamp, where is the transponder? | He's a true product of the system. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. It's amazing the shit you white trash know. [in the cockpit of the plane] Duncan Malloy: Baby O: But the great ones, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy... they did it because it excited them. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. His name is Cyrus Grissom, A.K.A. Cyrus Grissom: Anybody gets through, you scratch their eyes out. God's got my back. So, I ask you what is going on? Little Girl: [siting in front of her at her children's tea party table] Are you sick? Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones: Add more and vote on your favourites! And my own proclivities are, uh... well-known and, uh, often-lamented facts of penal lore. Con Air When the government puts all its rotten criminal eggs in one airborne basket, it's asking for trouble. [hands Sally a gun and stuffs ammo down his dress]. We pick up Mr. Cindino in Carson City. 'Cause of pussies like you we lost Vietnam. Go into the boneyard, yeah? Local cop: But the great ones... Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy... they did it because it excited them. Cameron Poe: Cameron Poe: Garland Greene: Well, you don't have to tell me. Baby O: Cyrus Grissom: Baby O: [after searching him] Garrulous? Duncan Malloy: Connections [Holding 3 guards at gun point, singing] He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit. Christ in a cartoon! TREAT. [runs through hail of gunfire, explosions, etc]. If you speak to my wife again, you tell her: that I love her. It's a lot like kindergarten, you'll keep your hands to yourself, you'll keep the decibel level down, and if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit or bite, you'll get the treatment. Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. Follow. Cyrus Grissom: Garland Greene: Define irony. See, I knew I was right about you. “What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in some office for 50 years at the end of which they tell you to piss-off. THAT! HEY! Don't you think that's strange? Larkin: I despise rapists. We let you out, you gonna play nice, Billy? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Vince Larkin: Before you can say, "Pass the barf bag," the crooks control the plane, led by creepy Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom. But, in your case, I'll make an exception. Larkin: You can take Cindino and leave the rest to rot for all I care. GUNS/WEAPONS; Handguns/Machine Guns: Used to threaten, wound or … [to Poe] Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying, and I quote, "They represented the basest negativity of the white race." The fact that Garland intentionally leaves a little girl alive during the plane refueling hints that by the end of the movie Garland has decided to act good. Fact 2: Poe has a chance to get off the plane, doesn't do it. But you've served your country well, and you've displayed the ability to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete its mission, never leaving behind a fallen comrade no matter what the odds or the enemy. Duncan Malloy: What is he, one of these sociology majors who thinks we're responsible for breeding these animals? Someone alerted the authorities at Carson city, someone told them about our Lerner rendezvous, someone even killed poor Billy Bedlam. But the great ones, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy... they did it because it excited them. 7. Soundtracks, "Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background, to Poe and Baby-O, to Larkin, while in the private jet hanger, talking about Billy Bedlam to Poe and Baby-O, sarcastically to Baby-O and Guard Sally Bishop, upon seeing Malloy's Corvette Stingray attached to the flying plane, siting in front of her at her children's tea party table, Poe returns to his seat after visiting the belly of the plane, Holding a gun up to the head of a stuffed pink bunny, about his Corvette, to Vince and Skip Devers, smashing Johnny 23's head into the cage wall on each word, to Sims while walking to the surveillance truck, Poe and Cyrus stopped Johnny from going for Guard Bishop, as people scramble to catch money from the armored car that collided with the fire engine, singing while the plane is landing on the La Vegas Strip, Cindino's man screws a silencer to his gun, and scoffs, Cyrus is about to burn Cindino alive with a lit cigarette, before attempting to disguise convicts as prison guards, over the phone, Casey and Tricia in his office, addressing the convicts and prison guards on the plane, tosses a folder onto a table while in the US Marshalls office, hits the con and the other guards use tape and put a breathable bag over his head, referring to Malloy's Corvette falling from the plane, Baby-O calls guard Bishop to get insulin shot while on the prisoner transport bus, runs through hail of gunfire, explosions, etc, pulls guard Bishop out of her cell and puts his gun to her head, pushes Poe out of the way as Poe was standing up to confess, to the pilot whom he is holding at gunpoint, while pacing back and forth on the wing of the plane, Seeing Diamond Dog about to kill the guard, desperately trying to start a truck during a fire fight between the prisoners and the national guard, boasts that he got his nickname according to the number of women he raped, on why he's going back to the plane while in the private jet hanger, searches Poe and finds his picture of his daughter, hands Sally a gun and stuffs ammo down his dress. Cyrus the Virus. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts. authorissitohbi. Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones: Okay, open wide. Put the gun down, Nathan! WOMEN. Well, it's not difficult to surmise how Nathan here feels about killing guards. Pinball: Duncan Malloy: [refering to Garland Greene] Cyrus Grissom: If you know of any other memorable quotes, please do not hesitate to post them!Or simply if you want to share comments! | But the great ones, Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy... they did it because it excited them. T-The insulin, it made him crazy. But I was just explaining to Mr. Cameron Poe: It was me. Garland Greene: [talking about Billy Bedlam] He's a font of misplaced rage. [in squeaky voice] [looks at the empty bay] Vince Larkin: Now why the fuck do you care? Vince Larkin: When the government puts all its rotten criminal eggs in one airborne basket, it's asking for trouble. I got nothing in common with them, with you. Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. I don't know how to tell ya this, Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crackhead. Con Air Quotes. I'm DEA! Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe. See, I's can play house nigger tills we get to where we're goin'. [while in the surveillance truck] Cyrus Grissom: Cameron Poe: Wasn't my fault. Swamp Thing: If I knew the way you guys run things I would have told him to bring a fuckin' UZI on board! Buckle up! Local cop: "Thesaurus Boy" I think is more appropriate. Quotes about Garland Greene [edit | edit source] Baby-O: That skinny little man butchered 30-something people up and down the eastern seaboard. Not only did you not save this dude's life, you done made best friends with Cyrus the damn Virus! Don't you want to get high and get laid, shit. Cyrus Grissom: Now, could this all be coincidence? Just what I read. It means you're the most crooked nigger on this plane! Oh, yeah. Guard Falzon: [before playing craps] Vince Larkin: He also killed eleven fellow inmates, incited three riots, and escaped twice. Define irony. Pinball Parker. Beautiful? Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home... Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones: And remember: Rangers lead the way. Guard Falzon: You ain't getting near my daughter! I'm gonna show you God *does* exist. How about chatty? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day! Cameron Poe: [Poe returns to his seat after killing Billy Bedlam in the belly of the plane, feeling depressed although he acted in self-defense]. Hey, man. [Poe and Cyrus stopped Johnny from going for Guard Bishop] Cameron Poe: Murdering thirty people, semantics or not, is insane! Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. Cyrus Grissom: You got a friend on board? [in the cockpit of the plane] Sunsets are beautiful. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. You keep that in mind when you look at her. Baby O: Baby O: Every plane's got one, Cindino. Garland Greene, Marietta, Georgia. Yeah - but, like, at this new prison you're goin' to, who's gonna watch your back? Do you fly, Johnny? O'Dell. What's on your mind, Hillbilly? Cyrus Grissom: [Picks up a guard] Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones: Thirty-nine years old, twenty-five of them spent in our institutions. The last guy who told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes. Garland Greene: Cyrus Grissom: He's a parolee hitching a ride home. [to Sims while walking to the surveillance truck] Lift your tongue. Larkin: Well, you don't have to tell me. It smells like someone shit in your mouth. Larkin: Guard Sally Bishop: Put the gun down. If there's a hint of trouble, if any of you so much as passes gas in my direction it offends my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. [Seeing Diamond Dog about to kill the guard] They'd call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth. Cameron Poe: Con Air Quotes Total quotes: 1 Show Metadata Hide Metadata. I just saved your life. I'll tell you that. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle. Welcome to Con Air.” ... Garland Greene: “Define irony. Cameron Poe: They say the way he killed those people... makes the Manson family look like the Partridge family.-----Baby-O: What's wrong with him? DON'T. Garland Greene: This is the boneyard, this is the hanger, this is our plane. [Baby-O calls guard Bishop to get insulin shot while on the prisoner transport bus]. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever". You with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual? She's my hummin'bird. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. [referring to Malloy's Corvette falling from the plane]. Duncan Malloy: Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. Cameron Poe: It's my daughter's birthday today. Lady is a dog in a Walt Disney movie. Garland Greene: There is no medicine for what I have. [while using Pinball as a human shield] Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. ["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background, to Poe and Baby-O]. Nice jet. One came up. There is no medicine for what I have. Contingency plans for something like this don't exist! Steve Buscemi as Garland Greene aka "The Marietta Mangler" and his definition of insane. I was just wondering what a black militant - that would be you - was doin' takin' orders from a white boy on a power trip? When the passengers of Con Air arrive at Lerner Airfield serial killer Garland Greene goes on a little scouting trip and finds a little girl playing tea party at a deserted swimming pool. Greene with the little girl. Con Air quotes. Cyrus Grissom: Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I got nothing in common with them, with you. They say the way he killed those people, makes the Manson Family look like the Partridge Family. [mumbles] [sarcastically to Baby-O and Guard Sally Bishop, upon seeing Malloy's Corvette Stingray attached to the flying plane] What's that supposed to mean? Shit, that's Garland Greene, man. #con air #nicolas cage #90s #90s movies #90s quotes #movie quotes #movie gifs #retro movies #retro #my gif. I have the only gun on board. [in the cockpit of the plane] Cyrus Grissom: Why? [referring to agent Sims] Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Garland Greene: He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Poe's right. See more ideas about con air, air movie, movies. Garland Greene: [while in the US Marshalls office] ... - That's Garland Greene, man. Yee-haw! [addressing the convicts on the plane] If you can't trust a South American drug lord, who can you trust, huh? [spits on Falzon's feet] You know what I'm sayin'? Pinball: Make a move and the bunny gets it. 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